Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

an dislexik nam rwote hits

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

What do you call an amazing person Good

thomas!!!!

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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