Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? Cindy your neighbor. I was wondering if I could borrow some milk, I ran out.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

whats up and also down? your mum

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

John Cena for president

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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