- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

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Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

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What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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