What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

Reverse psychology never fails.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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