- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

why did the blonde get caught shop lifting? she wasnt a very good theif

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

God and Allah are having a metaphysical picnic, God says to his fellow deity: "Why do you think so many humans have been killed in our names?" Allah muses upon this for a moment and replies: "Because they think we exist."

Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

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