Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

There's a god, just kidding.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

whats up and also down? your mum

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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