Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

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Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

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An elderly man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Dad!" The old man replies, "Hi son. I'll have a Bud Light." The bartender serves his dad a Bud Light and says, "I'm thinking about going back to school to become a doctor." The old man says, "I'm an alcoholic." The bartender replies, "Great, another Bud Light coming up!"

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What happen when a penguin walks into a bar? That is an almost impossible occasion. Penguins first of all waddle not walk and they only live in Antarctica and zoos, therefor they will not be able to enter one unless Antarctica becomes populated.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

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There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

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why did katy fall off her bike?

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

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Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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Watch brand new car videos at carvideos website

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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