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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

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How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

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How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

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What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

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i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

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"Knock, knock!" "Who's there?" "The police." "'The police', who?" "Sir, come out of your domicile with your hands up and no weapons present. You've just gone to an orphanage and massacred almost every nun who's worked there for almost five years. Not only that, but your son has also contracted AIDS from his previously lesbian girlfriend whom she has lost her mother too in the orphanage accident you've just caused."

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knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

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What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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