What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

whats up and also down? your mum

John Cena for president

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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