- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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What did the cookie monster eat? Food

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

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