- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

I literally died laughing

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Women's rights

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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