- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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