What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

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You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

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What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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