Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

womens rights.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

angelosnyder is not gay

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

My love life

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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