Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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Well, there's one way...

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How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

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Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

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How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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Will nearis is here! Get it

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

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Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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whats my name? Matt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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