- Anti Joke

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.