Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

copy me and i will kill you

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

bangers and mash?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

pull my finger (farts)

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

I had friends on the Death Star.

Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

Anti Joke

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