- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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