- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

Justin Bieber

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

every knight i see an owl at window

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

whats worse than school? Summer school

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

Poop

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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