- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

hi bye

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

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