- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

every knight i see an owl at window

Justin Bieber

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

whats worse than school? Summer school

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

Poop

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

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