- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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