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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

hi bye

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

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