- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

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