What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

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A moose walks into a store and asks the lady where the potatoes are. She says "isle five". he walks to isle five and there were no potatoes

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Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

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What did the cat say to the bird? Nothing. It's a cat.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

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this last joke was a correction to the other one

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

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How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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