I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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This is a random Anti joke.

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

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