what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

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i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Skrillex.

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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