- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

Yo Momma is not fat.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Homosexualism is so gay man

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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