- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

I was once a hamster.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

sweating like antoni with a girl

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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