A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Its true, he didnt write that!!

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

There's my tractor.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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