- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

The GOV and the WHO?

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

why do asprins work? Because they're white

Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

In your case, maybe because it is time to stop thinking so much, and begin living life, if the world cannot appreciate a wise man such as yourself, maybe that man should stop being wise, and begin being happy.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

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