- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

whats 1 + 1? 2

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

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