- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Who wants $300? Me too.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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