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Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

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What did Adam say when he saw Eve with just a fig leaf? The recipe said three frikkin figs.what the hell am I going to do with a fig leaf, you better get back in there, and hurry because I'm double parked. I was referring to Eastend married couple Adam and Eve Turner, in case there was any confusion.

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An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

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"Have you got any Saturday jobs available?" "Yes"

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What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

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Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

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What did the prostitute say to the pimp? Can I have $50? She was found three minutes later beaten to death with a purple cane, and had many imprssions of rings in her skull

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

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Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

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What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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scientology.

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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