"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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WHAT THE BABIES?!

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

How did the dog die? He was put down.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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