- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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can you touch your toes? no

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

What if I told you.....potatoe

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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