- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

A gay man watches football.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Have you ever heard of a goose?

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

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