Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

I love alchohol!

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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