Black people having a Job.

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Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

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Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

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I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

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What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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thomas!!!!

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What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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