- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Tony Romo

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

your face

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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