At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

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What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

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Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? Because he is a Sikh who was mistaken for a muslim after the events of 9/11. His neighbors for 5 years have turned on him and now are throwing rocks at him to alleviate their anger while he is biking to his minimum wage job as a janitor at the local burger king, trying to make money for a family that doesn't love him anymore

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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