- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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