What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

Tony Romo

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

dyslexic's Untie

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

This is amazing! Visit http://psncodesonlinefree.com - you receive free PSN Card Codes instantly! Everybody uses this now!

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

What african eat for christmas Sand.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Ask me if im a tree? No

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...