- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

ask me if im a door yes

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

what goes boo a sock

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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