- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

Terry has ebola

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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