- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's twenty of them.

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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