- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

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