Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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