What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

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It was a beautiful day, John was driving in his car down the street, Kameron was riding his bike preparing for a bike race the following day, and Griffin was having his 7th birthday party. John ran over Kameron and Griffin, he killed Griffin and broke Kameron's legs to where he could never stand/ride again

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A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face"? The horse does not respond, because it is a horse and lacks any cognitive ability to speak or understand English. Instead, it becomes confused by its surroundings, takes a dump on the floor, and gallops out of the bar knocking a few tables over in the process.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

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Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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