An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

How high is the sky? True or False

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

ugvvvvvv

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

What? Why?

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...