- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

What african eat for christmas Sand.

poo

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Knock knock Come in

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

The Princess is in another castle

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

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