- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Life

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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