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When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.