- Anti Joke

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

A midget walked under a bar.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck