- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

There was a man with a job and kids. One day he came home from his job and went to sleep. He never woke up because it turns out he had a heart attack.

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

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