I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

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Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Black people having a Job.

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Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

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Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

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Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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vitamin c

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Knock knock Come in

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