Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

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what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

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if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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vitamin c

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

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Black people having a Job.

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Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

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Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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