What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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