- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

A midget walked under a bar.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

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