- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

A midget walked under a bar.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

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