- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

I dont have a girlfriend

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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