- Anti Joke

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.