- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

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