How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

A Fat Kenyan

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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