Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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you will like this because i am black.

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What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

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I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

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Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

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Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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