- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

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What's city is in New York New York City

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Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

I drive in driveways. I recite in recitals. I play in plays. I park on parkways. My greenhouse is green. And my boxing ring is round. Why does everyone think I'm weird??

A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

What's black, white and re(a)d all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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