How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

God is like semen. They're both nouns.

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Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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