- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

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