- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

A Fat Kenyan

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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