- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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