where do you hide a black mans paycheck? somewhere he would never find it

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why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

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Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

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So a guy goes to his doctor because he thinks he has an STD. He asks the doctor "how bad is it doc?" to which the doctor replies "Well, I got the test results and it doesn't look good. You've got chlamydia, gonorrhea, and onomatopoeia. The guy asks "What's onomatopoeia?" The doctor replies "It's exactly what it sounds like"

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So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

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hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

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your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

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what goes boo a sock

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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