- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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