What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

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Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

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Justin with a hat.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

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Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

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when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

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Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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