why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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