- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

wots brown and smells like shite shite

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

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