What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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