why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

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Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

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I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

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What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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