- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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