I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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