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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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