Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

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NASCAR

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

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What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

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anal seepage

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What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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