- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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