What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

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A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

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Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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