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How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

What is a jew in space? Dead

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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