What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

What's brown and sticky? Anal

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

Hi, my name is Jake.

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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