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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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