Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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hola said the chinese man

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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