- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

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