- Anti Joke

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.