What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to their son who got an A- in algebra? How do I know? I don't speak Chinese!

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why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

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I have an excuse why one leg and one arm ar shorter than the ather two. I was born sideways and pulled out by an arm and a leg, trust me im not stupid or gay... ASSSSSSSSSSSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..........................That was my turrets kickin in and i have dislexia if i didnt spell turrets right

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? *snicker* F*ck a duck.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

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You wanna see something really scary?

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Walnut

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

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Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

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KOOKABURRA

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

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What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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