My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Everybody will die

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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