Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

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what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

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what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

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Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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