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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

Knock Knock Who did that?

Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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